From the Mailbag!

I’m a lover. I love meeting new people, and I love exchanging a passionate discourse. Whenever I meet a kindly new stranger, it’s so exciting to me that I feel this burning desire to share the love with my platform. That’s why I’m sharing with you today, dear readers.

God yes, John. I wanna. Roses are the way to any girl’s decision to go to a stranger’s house and get high all night long.

Has this sales approach worked? Have you seriously made a single sale ever this way?

Thanks, Dave. I made them just for you. ❤

Jjjji! Oh, I mean hi. Oh, you’re video chatting me! This is intimate, new friend. I can’t believe I didn’t make it to answer in time. You look so warm and inviting.

What an intense first impression you like to make! I appreciate that. I have not heard of said hot springs before, but it’s true that I have a fabulous ass (how did you know?) and you must be very good at Ryding because you capitalized it and spelled it with a ‘y.’

Wait, chokecherries? Are we fucking or gathering wild rhubarb together? I’m hella confused, boy toy 😉 But wait, did you say “really nice big hard cock?” I forget what my concerns were…..

God, yes. Stab my pussy. I love being stabbed in the most sensitive area on my body. My tulips are also nice this time of year.

I feel like we’re on the verge of something really special here.

Ohhhh, wow! This is a very big commitment for you to make towards someone who has not responded to a single one of your messages. I thank you for your bravery.

So, doing drugs and fucking all night long is a very popular activity! If I were to do that, I’d probably do it with a total stranger.

I’m going to be totally honest here. I didn’t think anything in the world could make me lose my appreciation for dick. Until this moment.

Maybe there’s another new friend that will put me back in the mood.

Oh hi, new friend! Damn, I’d love to show myself off and be like, “Feast your eyes upon THIS. I’m his property.”

What the fuck does this even mean? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??!?!?!?!?!

It’s been a pleasure meeting all of my new friends. I just want you to know that as a writer, it means the world to me to have such adoring fans. I will make it a point to share fan feedback from time to time, because this is not just about me. This is about amplifying your voices as well. If anyone wants to actually support me in a meaningful way, please become a member of my Patreon.

Keep fucking and doing drugs all night long, babes. xo

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